Choking is my love language

Some people bring flowers. You bring a lapel.

The Choking Is My Love Language Tee is for the grapplers — the ones who show affection with a well-timed guillotine and consider a good roll quality time. Distressed Deadly Aesthetics lettering for anyone whose closest friendships were built on the mats and forged in mutual suffering.

Tap or nap. Either way, it's love.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric with the right amount of stretch
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Unisex sizing — runs true to size

Deadly Aesthetics — earn it, wear it.

Printed on demand just for you — a few extra days to ship, zero overproduced stock.